After years of searching, a couple of wars, ridiculous money wasting and lots and lots of government propaganda Osama Bin Laden has finally been found… by me! Yes indeed, when I was wandering around the Temple Festival in Beijing yesterday I chanced upon a curiously familiar Kebab seller who was flogging two juicy lamb kebabs for 10 kuai, bargain! When I looked closer, it was no other than the long sought-after Bin Laden himself - not hiding in underground caves in Afghanistan as we had previously been made to believe, but instead making a small fortune with his kebab selling business in Beijing, China and hanging out with his Xinjiang comrades. If you don’t believe me then here is my snapshot to prove it: